Thursday, June 4, 2009

summer school!

since i was so naughty about updating my blog, i am going to try and write more often!

so today's topic is...summer school! you are all thinking ewe! gross, summer school! you all thought correctly! summer school was not meant for me! i am so much more cranky now! you wanna know the kicker! i have to wake up at 6.6!!! on my summer break too! it is flippn bull crap! you are all probably all thinking emily. this is all typical stuff, what's the point. well, since it is me, and since im the freak that i am, i was excited for summer school at first, hoping, praying that someone totally hot and 16 would be in my class!(and i really did pray! pathetic right?) but when i walked into class 6 a.m. i still can't get over that! there was like noe one in my class, and i'm not saying that becasue i'm being mean, i'm saying that becasue i'm pratically the only one on that class, there was like maybe eight people in that classroom! and that day i made a fool of myself! the drivers ed teacher, coach wallace was all, i need a girl to lift the hood for me! and of course i volenteered thinking, this guy think he has me, he probably thinks i'm to weak to lift this. so i lift it from the side, barely budged, lifted it again, nothing. the third time i went around the front, and tried as hard as i could to lift it. well apparently in order to lift the hood you need to press the lever, so coach wallace was all , okay lets have a boy do it! and if you know me, you know i don't give up on a challenge, your proabalbly thinking i made a fool of myself further! nope, i remembered that there was a trick, so i searched and found a lever majig! and bam lifter the hood. but sadly after that he asked me how to keep it up and i didn't know, thankfully kaylah lifted the stance for it to lean on. so girls rule! wahoo! and i know some of the boys didn't know because they were suprised when it didn't lift up the first time! so BAM!

Classroom: well since half of the class already had their permit and taken the actaul class part, we have even fewer in our actual class, we are down to 5, though one kid named eddy comes in becasue he claims there is nothing to do at home! can you believe that! hello you can sleep!!!!! but he is real cool, and so are the others, we all go to higley! yeah! well except for eddy which would explain a lot! anyway i'm still learning names. (yeah i know!) but every1 knows that i'm terrible at names! this is what i have so far...Max, Abbey,Eddy, and rooster(that isn't his real name but i intend to call him that cuz it is halarious!) i still have to learn the kids name who talks all the time to me. (i know, i know! i'm terrible!) and roosters real name!

the teacher: k so coach wallace's mission is to make fun of me as much as possible, we pretty much battle it out. which does make the class a little more fun. he insists on calling me E train. why? he doesn't even know, he claims that when i get in the car with him he'll figure it out. he tells me i'm over confident and too optimistic, haha in which i am! i'm going to be bomb at driving! he comes up with nicknames for everyone in class. abbey is meth, dont ask why, but ill tell she doesn't actually do meth, me and her snicker behind coach wallace behind his back at his non funny jokes. rooster, because that kid is always tired and coach wallace thinks that is a rooster crowed he'd wake up, i told you lame jokes! haha. he still is figuring out Max's Eddy's and that one kid who always talks to me. so i pretty much feel special that i got the first nick name. even if mr. wallace makes fun of me all the time. ever since he tried to make guesses about me. things along the lines that i go to the mall all the time and i watch the hills! yeah right we all know that is nothing like me! i think it becasue i seemed like a dumb blond the first couple of days. but it isn't my fault i knew nothing about cars! or anything to do with them! so after i told him he ket pegging me wrong he makes fun of me! which i guess he was doing all along but now that i've started to fight back he feels he has to win.

but i must say today i was complicated, i was the first to turn in my syllabus and permission to drie card, he said i was moving up the pecking order so booh yeah! wow for something as dull as summer school i sure did write a lot. ill try and make it more brief next time! maybe put a few pictures in for you people who have short expension spands! ha!

ta ta!
my dream car!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009





k so i figured it out, instead of uploading every single stinkn pic,



i should make a video, genius!

complication

srry for the delay, but for some reason blogger wont let me upload any pics at the moment, so you all will just have to wait for the rest! :(

BEST TRIP EVA!!!

i know! i know! it has been like...forever since i last actually posted. and i can't use the excuse that im busy anymore! haha. well i had the most AWESOME trip imaginable! Kaylie's big day1 happy birthday princess! (haha , sorry i had to do it!) was on sunday, so her parents let her take one freind with them and her of course to LA and party! woot woot. and since im the most amazing person in the WORLD! i got to go. and becasue kaylie is gracious. haha. anyway, the first day, we went to PINKS a hotdog stand that kaylie's mom said, and i quote, "looked like a hole in the ground!" had the most awesome hot dogs you can imagine! and the most spicy! after that we went to CARNEY'S a place that MAx (kaylie's dad) said that if we didn't go,w e'd be missing out. it was true, pretty much the most delicious chocolate shake i've ever had....okay, well it was really yummy! after our spoils in HOLLYWOOD! we went to the beach. WOHOOO! this as you know is my favorite destination on earth, it doesn't matter where or how cold! it amazes me! though i almost got stung by a stingray more than once, a was forced to sing a song about not touching the ocen floor which made Kaylie"mock laugh," at me. after my amazing beach experience we went to the pier on the beach. it had a little theme park, with roller coasters and games and stuff, though kaylie and i were warned that the little roller coaster wouldn't be as fun as the ones at KNOTTSBERRY we insisted. we got on and it was...well in the least...lame! then Mr. Max had to go on the ferris wheel, which was even lamer because the lady-man wouldnt let us of, she-he (we haven't decided yet) kept telling us "TWENTY_SEVEN MO SECONDS!" as you can tell he-she wasn't going to let us off! we were probally on their for about thirty minutes, NO LIE and the whole time Dawn(Kaylie's mom) was scared to death, she kept telling me not to lean over, we all laughed. FINALLY the people let us off, and we had deciceded that we had had enough! we were cold and hungrey! so we went to the best shrimp place you could imagine! BUBBA GUMPS yes u read correctly. it was awesome kaylie and i shared a shrimp platter and ate it all! we then went to check into the hotel. becasue kaylie and i were Freeeeeeezing! we slept so well that night, and ate ALOT! morning came all too quickly, those beds were pretty hard, and im use to springs in my back. but it was a nice bed and i did fall asleep. i awoke and did my usual routine, make-up hair, teeth, you know! i did of course end up being the last one finshed, becasue i'm really slow! we went downstairs and ate our buffet, and saw SNOOPY! yeah! we got our pics and dug in. food was really good. then we were off to KNOTTSBERRY we had so much fun riding the coasters, waiting in line, teasing the parents! haha. especiallly when Dawn got all wet! for lunch we ate at JOHNNY ROCKETS only the best hamburger place on earth! it was delicous, and made me feel alot better considering kaylie amde me go on the whirl around and i felt naseaus all day. okay i choose to go on. but as soon as i saw that thing spinning i knew i was in for it! we continued our way through the park enjoying laughing and having a good time, but sadly the park was closing and we still hadn't rode the excellerator, and it was closed so..we waited in line for the supreme scream. but then duh duh duh duh! Dawn called with amazing news it had reopened and pratically no one was in line. (to tell you the truth i was glad it shutdown when it did becasue i know i would hae puked all over the place if i had gone on it when we intended. kaylie and i got to ride it twice in a row! afterwards we saw a little jewlery stand, we looked i bought a necklace and we saw awesome robot necklaces, kaylie and i both got kaylie's in pink mine in purple, thanks guys! end of day two, we didn't even try to eat dinner we were so stuffed, we just all fell asleep after watching COROLINE. day three: the last day...:( for breakfast we went to this awesome borrito shack call PIPES, but it is no longer names that so i guess i should call it by its reall naem CAFE WAVOS! it had the biggest borrittos i've ever seen. imagine chipotle borrittos, yeah about that big but a breakfast borrito. they wer so bug that none of us finished, the orange juice was realy tasty too!! we enetered the park, and though we were supposed to go to the water park, but it was overcast all day, and later..we found we would have been miserable. that day we finishedall the rides we hadn't ride the other day. which were only a few. we went to a couple shows and made friends with the cowboys! haha. that was a funny show. we ate lunch that day at the chicken place and i couldn't even eat my dessert, i know! RIGHT! so i saved it for my mom. before we headed home we hit the fudge shop so i could get some yummy fudge to share with my family. though i was fatter than a pig at that point! we got in our "comfies," and got in the car after becasue we were so freezing frim going on the perilous plunge, we tricked Dawn into taking the wettest seat, halarious! Kaylie wore her sweatshirt...no fair and we went up the ramp of doom! when all the water flew on us like a ton of bricks, and i felt saf to open my eyes i looked over to my right, and Dawn's face..priceless! she was drenched in water, her hair was everywhere, and her face just read, kill me! hahaa, and then kaylie that little stinker wasn't wet at all! i was drenched too, but Dawn deff. got the worst of it. Maz had to take a picture of our misreable faces, save for kaylie who was pratically bone dry! Twerp! CARMA MY BUTT! haha. but Kaylie and i had a BLAST! the weather was amazing, and the parents...as promised wer Zany! (J.K.) guys!
kaylie bug i love ya girl! your amazing, and i love ya! u are such an awesome friend, always there for me, best whishes to ya kid! :)
pics will be psoted quickly!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Finals

WOW! i hate finals! but i have escaped unscathed for the first day. hurrah! any way the best news i have fo r u as of now is that i got a b in my math class which is actually a huge accomplishment for me, considering i thought i was going to fail that class. ill update u soon about the other finals!

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Mall

Friday night. what do you do? well if your 16 and have a liscence u can hop in the car and drive away anywhere you want. well, since Ashley and me, both are 15 we don't exactly have that choice, instead we submit ourselves to groveling for a ride. which is what I had to do! beg mckenna not only to take me but to pick up Ashley too! doesn't that suck. all i'm saying is that i can't wait till i can drive next year. after we finally found a ride. at long last! we headed towards the superstition mall. we first headed into tinkerbell a store w/ jewelry. amazingly enough i bought two new neckalaces and (not as surprising) some make up all for 2$ each. BARGAIN! then Ahsley hasd to go to buckle. as we all know if it isn't under ten $ i won't buy it, so it was a miracle when i found a totally hot top for eight & there. i was about to pay for it when Ashley reminded me to try it on. to my sad disapointment, it wouldn't even button, or even close for taht matter! we went on a hunt to find shirts for me cuz ashley had already bought two awesome tops at buckle. no luck. but we did get some DQ and head to my house for a scary movie. or so Ashley thought! War of the Worlds. i'll admit i was scared the first time i saw it. we were interupted several times because Haggis kept barking at some bees. which have been buzzing around our yard a lot lately. (did u mention i got stung the next day! ) oh well i have been stung by a bee like 4 times. after the movie Ahsley left, and i went to bed. the end! haha!

Friday, April 10, 2009

7 things

Okay i got this idea from kaitlyn i thought it was so awesome so i copied her idea. here is my 7 things....

7 things i can do...

1) I can whistle. my mom taught me how by having me pratice by whistling in. and it really worked.
2)Believe it or not i can count past five, my family makes fun of me becasue on time after a stake dance they asked me how many boys i danced with and i told them i couldn't count past five. what i meant to say was i lost count after five!do i need to prove myself...
3)Waveboard. not very well but still! i think it is pretty cool
4)Eat more than my dad and brother. kinda a habbit im trying to break! haha
5)Make kaitlyn talk to me when she says she is not going to talk to me till the end of spanish. i can also make her laugh even when she is in a bad mood.
6)Party plan. this is a new found skill. im really good at making ppl's birhtday's worth it. a few of my origanal ideas ( with the help of Katie) dating survival bag, and destroying someone's room and leave little gifts.plus another that i can't mention yet becasue his birthday hasn't happened yet.
7)make things akward. i have this problem with speaking my mind all the time. i tend to make it akward. espcially with my guy friends.

7 things i can't do..

1)Snap my fingers. dumb right?
2) Stay angry, i HAVE to make things right. plus i always think it is my fault.
3) Cry longer than three minutes. i always talk myself out of it. it is very strange. i always tell myself later, and i never do becasue usually i'm in a better by then. i think this might backfire some day.
4)Spell. kaitlyn always has to correct my spelling. i have always been bad at this. at spelling bees i would always get out in the first round. you know when the words were like kitchen and pineapple!
5)Start conversations. I don't know why but for me talking to people isn't the best thing i'm at. i'm more of a listener.
6)Share my feelings. I need to work on this. strangly i only share my feelings with a couple of my friends. usually guys. i have no idea why!
7)Anything musical. there isn't a thing in my body that is musical. except my ears. becasue i love music!

7 things that attract me to boys...

1)Muscles! i know this is kind of shallow but i love muscles.
2)Smiles. guys that smile a ton, and have a nice smile, ya know white teeth, straight, nice lips.
3)I'm surprised Kaitlyn didn't use this one...but i love it too. the way they smell. it draw me in and i can't help myslef. i just don't usually mention it like her haha.
4) Eyes. blue, deep, cool, and warm. sometimes the shape speaks to me also.
5)Height.i mean come on I'm a tall girl i have needs!
6) Humor! i need to laugh, and i need someone who will laugh at me and with me.
7)Gentlemanlyness.(if that is even a word) guys who aren't afraid to tell me how much they love their family, who do nice things( though the pulling the chair out for me isn't my thing) getting the door for me is another thing! adorable!they use good wholesome words. i hate it when guys curse. even the little words. they also need to be very kind. this is important to me. also, believe being spiritual is part of being a gentleman know Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are better than him and always be, knowing who they are, a nobody. (see general conference)

7 things i often say...

1)Silence! when people are talking you know
2) Lies! when i don't like what i hear.
3) I'm a spy. it is my excuse to explain things i know that my friends don't though it is true.
4)Kerri! Keep your hands off my stuff! she always complains that i touch her stuff. but she can't keep her hooves off of anything of mine. I have to threaten her life.
5)Lame sauce! it is knewly required but i find it humerous!
6)BUT MOM! when i have to do something i dont want to. or i want something we don't have like fried chicken!
7)I'm Hungrey, I'm Tired. self explanitory.

7 celberties i admire...

1)Tom Welling. the hottest man i have ever seen, he is also my favorite super hero . SUPERMAN!!!
2) Matt Dallas. from Kyle XY which tradgically got cancelled. this man truly was an actor. and he is also pretty smokn
3) Sean Ferris. WOW! he is also hot...do you sense a trend. haha. his looks are actaully modeled after one of the characters in my book.
4)Stephenie Meyer. she wrote some of the best books on earth. mmm Edward!
5)Steve Carel. ( the office) most likely the most halarious man alive.
6)Katie Hoff , and Michael Phelps. they count as one because they're on the same team. but i admire them becasue of tehy're skills at competitive swim.
7)Josh Groban. voice of an angel. his voice relaxes me so much.

7 foods.

1) CHOCOLATE! im a girls what can i say.
2)Anything Italion! mmm deliciosa!
3) Chinese. i love chow mein and potstickers! YUM! plus eggrolls i can not get enough of those things
4)Pizza. i guess it italion but i would like to mention it seperatly. i love pizza hut sassage yum yum yummy!
5) Fried Chicken. if you know anything about me it is that i always want friend chicken!
6)Fruit. kiwi ,strawberries, pineapple, bananas. anything, i love it in smoothie form. but i absoulutly hate cooked friut. except peaches.
7)junk food! oreos, hostess cupcakes, candy, bbq chips(salt& vinegar) cookies, brownies, cake, jello, pudding. anything that has artifical sugar! haha.

7 things i want to do before i die.

1) Sky dive. so i can feel like i'm flying for a few precious moments.
2)Bungi jump... just the name sounds like fun.
3) Cliff dive. again fly. and be a little reckless.
4)Swim in jello. Eat and swim at the same time. two things i absoulutly love
5)Kiss a smokn hott boy, that i love. eh hem S.E.
6)Meet my favorite celeberties.(FUN!)
7)star in a commercial or T.V. show. with one of my favorite actors.( im thinking a gum commercial or razor commercial if ya know what i mean). haha.