Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Best Dang Mexican Food Ever!

Do you like undercooked meat? From a Can?
Perhaps dry rice and uncooked beans?
I bet you enjoy Enchiladas the size of your fist!
OOOH i know, CAT FOOD!
you can get all this AND the choice of a stomach ache or food posioning :D
all for the High price of ten dollars!

This is EXACTLY what katie and i did, and let me tell you. it was DISGUSTING. your probably wondering, WHY IN THE HECK DID YOU EAT IT? well, let me shed some light.
After we made our trip to walk inside the temple which was an amazingly beautiful and spiritual occurance...we pulled up to this little mexican resturuant that was crowded, usually a good sign right? there were cute little benches and hanging plant pots. my tummy was like YES!!!!

that was until i was served my food, tasted a bit of some loose chicken and....my gag reflex kicked in! at this point i was like, Glad that is my food...when i had a bite of this supposidly gran Enchilada with what was supposed to be green sauce i swear a bit maybe a part of me died as i realized that the only way to stop the hunger pains in my stomach was to eat that nasty turd of a Enchilada! like i said the green goo was supposed to be green sauce you know, TASTY. but no, it was like..sewage, uck! want to know that worst part of it, i had nothing to get the taste out of my mouth after. we didn't get any ice cream, my water ran out, not even gum!!!! and my hands smelt like B.O. from eating that, that CATFOOD! i swear it was canned chicken, the cook was like alright grab me the chicken, placed it on an uncooked tortilla dunped some sewage on it and served it to me!!!! Katie was the one who got the dry beans and rice....uh.
it was pretty disapointing, the only good thing in the resturuant were the tortilla chips and salsa, which was probably the only home made thing that they made!!!

lets just say that i really want my money back, and im not exaggerating if i say Katie does too.
if i ever have to eat something like that angain im complaining not paying for it and requesting them to bring me FOOD and not GARBAGE!!!

sincerly,
your food critic!
EMILY

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